...a fake Capt. Jack Sparrow from the Sterling Renaissance Faire:

If you've never been to the Renaissance Faire - or any Renaissance Faire - you should check it out. The one in Sterling, NY (near Oswego and Lake Ontario) is particularly fun since they hire people to really make you feel like  you're part of the "show". There's heckling and sword fights and tea with the queen and mead and big turkey legs. Oh - and fake Capt. Jack Sparrows.

The festival has themes each weekend through August. This weekend's theme is the Highland Fling.