This is a hilariously ironic story from right in Malta, NY....

MALTA — A beer delivery truck driver may have been dipping into his own stock before taking to the road Thursday, according to police.
According to New York State Police, Steven R. Halliday, 42, of Fonda was charged with driving a commercial vehicle while intoxicated, a misdemeanor, and a number of other traffic violations after he was pulled over on State Route 9 in Malta.
Police say they first received reports of the Bud Light truck driving erratically on the Northway Thursday afternoon and a trooper followed the vehicle off exit 12, where he was subsequently charged with DWI.
Halliday was released to a third party on an appearance ticket.

(kudos, Lucian for reporting on this gem)